Death Star 2
Wonder About

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon & ST-321


Veers- Hey Evazan! Help us settle a bet.
Evazan- Buzz off! I'm trying to find myself!

DS Gunner- I can't see a thing in this helmet.
         Sir, can you help me find a -
Evazan- Leave me alone! Idiot!
         


AT-ST Driver- Hey, Doc! I had a problem
          I wanted to discuss with you.
Evazan- I don't like you - I don't like myself either.
         

Evazan- Finally, a peaceful place where I
          can think and be alone.
CRASH!!
Evazan- What was that?

Clone1- I tell you she likes me best!
Clone2- No she doesn't. She likes me!
Clone1- You're nuts! Put 'em up!
Clone2- You don't stand a chance.
            I'm way better than you.
Clone1- No you're not!
Clone2- Yes I am!

Evazan- Shaddup, you stupid clones!
         Don't you get it? You're clones!
         You're the same!
Clone 1&2 - No we're not! Get him!

Clone 1&2 - Put 'em up!
Evazan- Don't hit me! I've got hemophilia.

Clone1- Did you see that? I clobbered him!
Clone2- No you didn't. I did.
Evazan- I'm bleeding!

Evazan- I'm losing a lot of blood
            I'm starting to feel dizzy

Delusion of Doc- Stay down!
Evazan- Huh?
Delusion of Doc- Just die already!You're a
           rotten doc & no one likes you.
Evazan- I know.

Delusion of Doc- We'll all be happier with you dead.
Evazan- You'd like that, wouldn't you? Well I'm
          not about to die & let you get the best of me!
Delusion of Doc- You're making a big mistake here.
Evazan- Shaddup!

Motti- So you're saying that you decided to live
         because it will piss off an imaginary version
         of yourself?
Evazan- Yeah, that's about the size of it.
          You don't like it?
Motti- Um . . . no comment.

 

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3/09/02